Monday, November 7, 2011

Away in Dixieland



10/8 Show Low, AZ

After three attempts to get out of Ivins, forgetting small things like my wallet, we forged our way south through Hurricane, Hilldale and on to Flagstaff, where my eyes always seem to have a special appreciation for the San Francisco Peaks.

The Prius blazed through Winslow, home of the girl in the flatbed Ford, and into a gradual ascent of the White Mountains, a pinion covered high altitude region of small, rounded peaks and towns with names like Snow Flake and Show Low.

We ultimately landed in Show Low, where we went to visit our old buddies, Jim and Linda Gleason, who live there in the summer, and Steve and Fay Blum, who were just passing through town. It was a wonderful visit with much laughing and silliness.

10/9 Silver City, NM

The drive into New Mexico was long and slow, as the road seemed to get narrower and more winding as the day wore on. Sure there were highlights, such as the verdant Ponderosa Pine forest near Alpine, Arizona, but mostly it was hair pin turns, scrub pinion and endless look alike washes.

Upon finally making it into Silver City, my first thought was, “This is certainly no St. George. I’m not selling our little home in Eagle Rock to move here.” However, both Kim and I were impressed with its funky downtown, a collection of off beat galleries, restaurants and bars. A few of the older buildings had been renovated and were looking pretty, but most had a rough looking edge edge to them. Young people, looking either gothic or relaxed “hip,” were wandering the quiet, Sunday dead streets. I liked the feel of the town and the people we met scored an “A+” on my friendly meter.

10/10 Silver City, NM

Biked 44 miles

Kim and I took off into the mountains on our bikes, climbing several thousands of feet, as we pedaled past Pinos Altos and on to the top of a hogback overlooking two high altitude, pine blanketed canyons.

First of all, it was a really, really tough ride. Secondly, if you could get over the pain associated with leg and lung fatigue, it was extremely pleasant, as the narrow, winding road wound through a mature Ponderosa forest and periodically opened up to nice vistas of the wooded hills and valleys.

I also appreciated the fact that the drivers were polite and considerate, which is not a universal situation. Mr. Red Neck Utah, the spandex hating hog of the road, could take some lessons in Silver City on how to “drive nice” in the proximity of bikers. We found out later that Silver City is a big road bike mecca with a major race on the American Pro circuit. Due to this situation, it seems that people tend to like bikers and are more cognizant of giving you extra room as they pass.

10/11 Sonora, TX

Biked 35 miles

It suddenly dawned on me, as I laid in our tent dreading the thought of having to go to the bathroom, that it was October in mountains, and it was damned cold outside the balmy confines of my down mummy bag. Nevertheless, I must admit that the quality of my sleep at our $28 camping spot at the KOA was far better and more comfortable than the stuffy motel room in Show Low.

Kim and I drove about 20 miles out of Silver City to the Mimbres River Valley junction for our morning ride. Surrounded by barren, arid hills, the isolated, heavily chipped sealed road meandered through undulating terrain. Unfortunately, we found a nasty head wind on our return to the car. It was a good ride, but again, tough going.

Upon our return to the Prius, we immediately changed clothes and charged down the highway. We drove by the retirement haven, Los Cruces, fought our way through a never ending, crazed congestion of traffic in metropolitan El Paso, and then found ourselves on the nicest interstate system in the country. Our little Prius was a stellar performer, as we set the cruise control at 81 mph and sat back for hour after hour to watch the miles and miles of Texas melt away into the rear view mirror.

We limped into a small town, Sonora, late in the evening, exhausted, butt sore and body aching, but pleased with our effort for the day. We were half way to Alabama.

10/12 Fredericksburg, TX

Our plans for the day, which entailed a bike ride in the hill country of Texas, were wiped out by the blazing hot temperatures and high humidity of Fredericksburg. When we rolled out of a German restaurant, where we had enjoyed the best meal of the trip, the temperature was already 88 degrees. The heat hit me like a ton of bricks. I no more wanted to ride bike than go to Hell, which Texas was feeling like at that particular moment.

Instead we drove to Luckenbach, where Willie, Waylon and the other Outlaws got their start in music. The adjectives “rustic” and “character” don’t even begin to describe it. Roosters had their run of the place, climbing up on the benches and tables where we sat, and it was nothing more than a series of dilapidated, old shacks surrounding a bunch of picnic tables and a crude bandstand. Old license plates, from nearly every state, decorated the walls of the bathroom building, inside and out.

We sat around waiting for the music for at least an hour, which was tough duty in the afternoon heat. Finally, at 5:00 P.M., ShAnnie began to play. It was a very low key affair, with a husband and wife team sitting under the shade of a big tree strumming and singing. Soon they were joined by other musicians, including the bartender, who accompanied them with his harmonica. All in all, it was nice. It was certainly a good alternative to baking on the shoulder of some Texas highway with my Bianchi.

10/13 Fredericksburg, TX

Biked 36 miles

Kim and I attempted to get moving earlier than usual to beat the afternoon heat. We rode north of town, following a course mapped by Bike Texas. It was mostly quiet, rural roads that rolled up and down through the hill country. The terrain was mostly forested and the roads were smooth as silk. One hardly ever saw an automobile. It was pretty idyllic.

We stayed at the Magnolia House B & B that night. The house was an older home of grand proportions with antique furniture. I liked the fact that one could spread out to read or relax away from the bedroom. The much touted breakfast was miniscule but tasty. It was a pleasant alternative after our nights at the KOA and Day’s Inn.

10/14 Baton Rouge, LA

After finishing our 10:00 A.M. breakfast, we piled into the Toyota for a marathon day of driving. All went well until Houston, where we were stalled in five mph traffic for a good half hour.

The rest of the day was “white knuckle,” as we found I-12 reduced to two lanes and heavily travelled. I was so tense by the time we hit Baton Rouge that I ached from my left heel to the base of my neck.

Louisiana was a pleasant change in scenery, as the drive into bayou country meant huge corridors of lush green trees and grass. At one point, we drove for 18 miles on an elevated roadway above a gorgeous, endless swamp with the sun setting in the western horizon. It was good to leave the parched brown dead zone of Texas behind us.

We topped off a tense, crappy day by eating $54 of deep fried, tasteless seafood at Don’s Cajun Cuisine. It was one of the most disgusting meals of my life and the perfect recipe for massive heartburn, which attacked almost immediately upon exiting the restaurant. Thank God, Don had an ample supply of ice cold beer, so it wasn’t a total loss.

10/15 Tuscaloosa, AL

It was another long day behind the wheel. We finally rolled into Tuscaloosa about 3:00 P.M. and drove immediately to Larry’s lake house, where we were treated to our own private lodging.

That night we went to their town house to watch Alabama totally destroy Old Miss, 51-7. The game was boring, but it was fun to hang out with their friends and watch them get excited about the Tide dismantling their overwhelmed opponent. Pam and two of her female buddies did push ups every time Alabama got a first down. By the end of the game, they were very strong women.

10/16 Tuscaloosa, AL

Biked 42 miles

Larry and Pam took us on a classic rambling ride outside the city. Our course wound through a densely forested area on a series of smooth, quiet roads. When we did see a human being or automobile, people went out of their way to smile, call out a greeting and wave. I know that I’m no expert on the region, but Southerners seem more polite and friendly than folks in other regions of our country.

After the ride, we returned to the lake place to clean up and do laundry. Soon we were back at the town home, and off walking, actually smoking down the sidewalks at a four mph pace to the Ken-tuck Art Festival. Kim and I honestly surveyed the exhibits and considered buying something for Wyoming, but balked at the last minute. We then sat around listening to some great music until our power walk home.

Larry and Pam treated us to beers and dinner in their backyard, which was the ultimate way to complete a wonderful, action packed 10 hours of Southern Hospitality. All in all, it may have been the best day of our cross country expedition.

10/17 Hohenwald, TN

60 miles

Unfortunately, the day started at 4:20 A.M. with our little alarm clock loudly spewing out its venom. I hadn’t really slept anyway, so it didn’t matter.

The rest of the day was like wandering around in a sleep deprived fog. We got to the start of the Natchez Trace only to find that I had forgotten our water bottles. Thankfully, there was a bike shop a few feet away from the start, so I was able to immediately take care of that crisis. Once on the road itself, the brain fog seemed to lift slightly as the day wore on.

The Trace is simply the nicest country road in the world for a bicycle. There’s no traffic because of a reduced speed limit of only 50 mph, the surface is smooth as silk, and the scenery, a mixed forest covering rolling hills with an occasional barn or farm house, is gorgeous. The only negative was the 2030 feet of elevation gain and head wind blowing in our face. It was a challenging ride, but well, well worth the effort.

We closed out the day at the Meriwether Lewis National Monument. We visited the cabin where he took his life. It was a sad way to end a wonderful day in a beautiful place.

10/18 Iuka, MS

63 miles

The big news, big fear of the day was the predicted storm and cold weather front that was supposed to completely upend our lives and destroy all bicycle vacations for the next ten years. With doom heavily on our minds, we crawled out of bed extra early to start our day. Sure there were clouds, but in reality, it was actually a much nicer, much more pleasant day to ride a bicycle. I had finally scored a good night’s sleep, so I felt absolutely giddy about life and my black, Italian sweetheart, Sophia Loren Bianchi.

Kim and I, who were the designated drivers for the day, drove to our appointed spot and then roared uphill at light speed to meet up with Larry and Pam near Dogwood Mudhole, where we turned around for an easy cruise back into Collingwood, Tennessee. I found it incredible that many of the trees had turned over night. The reds seemed redder, and the entire deciduous forest was filled with more color than the day before. The roadway was borderline stunning in places, almost packing a neon presence.

After a short break at the visitor center, we hit the road again to see Mr. Hendrick’s famous rock wall at milepost 338. Apparently, in honor of his deceased grandmother, he had hauled over 25 million pounds of rock to build a four foot high wall that is also four feet thick. He is a Native American from a small tribe, and according to him, this was a traditional way to honor the deceased. Once the project started, people came to see this monument and with it, rocks from all over the world funneled their way onto his wall. Mr. Hendricks is a very friendly, personable man who loves showing you his rocks and telling stories about them. It was a wonderful visit.

Kim and I powered back to Collingwood, threw our bikes on top of the car and sped off to Robber’s Roost to pick up the Pierson’s. It had been one of the great cycling days in my life.

A great day became even better with our dinner stop at a local Iuka diner, the Downtowner. I had so imagined myself relishing every bite of Southern cuisine, and up to this point, it hadn’t met my preconceived notion of utter bliss. I thought my taste buds would be doing continual back flips in my mouth over fried chicken, catfish, ham hocks and okra. Iuka was to be the intersection between my dreams and reality. Larry and Pam offered their expertise in helping us order the total Southern delight. We started with appetizers, deep fried green tomatoes and deep fried dill pickles, and I then devoured the most delicious meal of the trip, shrimp and grits, which was flavored with bacon. Kim had catfish, which she found light and flakey. We topped it off by splitting a piece of chess pie. I left that restaurant very fat and extremely happy.

10/19 Tupelo, MS

56 miles

BRRRRRR! We awoke to a very cold, gray and windy day. Even though we had intentionally scheduled our departure for later than usual, it was still miserably cold. We were all bundled up to the maximum and could barely waddle off to our bikes, much less pedal them down the street.

The bad news seemed to grow exponentially, as we found out that Pam was ill and wouldn’t be able to ride due to a reaction to a bug bite. Thankfully, she seemed better as the day progressed.

The ride itself was more beautiful, wooded, rolling hills filled with intermittent autumn colors. Some of the highlights were seeing ancient Indian burial mounds, the Tenn-Tom waterway, which is a recently completed canal system, and a Confederate grave site of unknown soldiers near the Old Trace.

The ride was nice and I enjoyed it, but due to the wind and gloomy cold, I was really ready for the Holiday Inn Express, where we enjoyed “Welcome Hour” beers and a hot bowl of chili. After soaking in a hot bath for 10 minutes, my frail, tender little body began to thaw.

10/20 French Camp, MS

73 miles

Unfortunately, I experienced a very long night, where my stomach was a battle zone between the chili I had for lunch and the mediocre Italian fare I had consumed for dinner. I laid in bed all night farting and moaning, wishing for sleep to come. Alas, it was not to be.

Due to my lack of slumber and the day’s forecast of cold and windy, I was more than a little apprehensive about hopping on my bike. My concern was groundless. The bright autumn sun warmed us every time we broke out of the early morning shadows and the treed corridor protected us from the wind.

We pounded the pedals hard all day long, but I never really tired and the lack of quality slumber didn’t seem to factor into the equation. I was really a great day to be alive and on a bicycle.

Perhaps one of the most interesting places along the Trace is an absolute “dead zone” caused by a nasty tornado last April. It was mile after mile of utter destruction. Huge oak trees, with trunks the size of three telephone poles, were snapped in half like a match stick. I was amazed to see that foliage was growing back in little tufts on the sides of the remaining trunks. In other cases, parasitic vines had nearly fully covered the stripped bare trunks, which stood like endless Roman columns into the horizon.

A few miles out from our lunch break, as I was pedaling by a picnic spot on the road, I noticed an older motor home pulling out of the parking lot. There stood a cute black and white, beagle mix puppy. We had eye contact and immediately he was scampering down the road after me. I kept going for a good while, doing at least 20 mph, thinking that he would give up and go home. I made the mistake of slowing down and looking back. He hadn’t given up. He was still scampering down the road like I was his daddy and he hadn’t seen me for five years. I pulled over and got off my bike. He finally stopped, looking at me with some anxiety. I don’t know why I did it, but I yelled, “Come here, boy!” He bounded up to me with his tail wagging and a goofy smile on his face. I started petting him, calling him “Natchez,” and before I knew it, Kim and I had flagged down Sag Driver Joe and our little puppy was on his way to our next night’s lodging at French Camp.

After an easy 72 miles, we pulled into French Camp, one of the most interesting, exciting places I’ve ever enjoyed as my lodging. At the center of the complex stands an old mansion built in the 1840’s, which is now a museum. All of the outbuildings, probably slave quarters or the homes of poor plantation workers, have been renovated into cafes, stores, and lodging. All are rustic, built with axe hewed square logs and cedar slat roofing, and are overflowing with character. Old implements used in the 19th century are exhibited around the highly manicured grounds, and in front of our cabin, a crew of students were harvesting sugar cane down by the creek. Our room was small and basic, but warm and clean. We had all that one needs in lodging and were absolutely overloaded with “atmosphere.”

One of the real reasons I loved French Camp so much is that it’s an institution formed to help struggling kids. I was told that it’s a boarding school for teenagers with difficult home lives. I don’t really know how it works, but apparently the students are admitted when they are no longer in a safe, productive situation at home. They live in a dorm, go to school, and then are all required to work in some capacity around the complex. The institution is funded by a collection of churches.

We had a great dinner that night at the French Camp Cafe: Cajun roast beef sandwiches, broccoli salad and potato soup, followed by Mississippi mud pie. We tipped wildly at the end of the meal, knowing that we were supporting a struggling high school student who was trying to make something of her life.



10/21 Clinton, MS

101 miles

It was so, so very cold at the start of our ride. When we hit the road at 8:00 A.M., it was 32 degrees and all of the grass was frosted. Stupidly, I hadn’t realized that it was a good idea to bring our mittens and that we would be starting early in mornings, so with my fingerless biking gloves, I was reduced to stopping four times in the first five miles to warm up.

The difficult start melted away with the sun’s rays and soon we were absolutely ripping down the highway. The Trace’s surface is ultra smooth, so your wheels really roll here. With normal effort, I was averaging 20-23 mph, screaming down the highway hour after hour.

We had lunch by the scenic Pearl River, visited a gorgeous cypress swamp nearby and then rolled by the beautiful blue waters of Ross Barnett Reservoir. We fought our way through increased traffic around Jackson, a city of a half million, and finally pulled up at our end destination, Osburn Stand, with 90 miles on the odometer. Since Larry and Pam were out getting their miles for a century, Kim and I were shamed into getting back on the road to complete our second 100 mile ride ever. Damn, were we proud of ourselves! I savored every drop of our congratulatory beer that night.

We ate dinner at a restaurant down the street from the Hampton Inn. The waitress suggested fried catfish with a special crawfish sauce and jump up salad dressing for my greens. It was another supreme, divine, Southern delight.

10/22 Natchez, MS

47 miles

We started our day by driving a few miles down the Trace to the quaint little village of Port Graham, where main street is lined by well kept old stores and churches. Lore has it that Ulysses S. Grant pronounced Port Graham too pretty to burn, while others say he didn’t torch it because he had a mistress in the community. Nevertheless, I was impressed with the physical beauty of the community, and was especially enamored by a large golden index finger pointing towards heaven on the steeple of one of the churches.

We took off riding on a winding country road, climbing through a dense forest. A large leafed, vine plant called kudzu, which was imported from Japan to help with erosion, had totally taken over huge swaths of the forest. Kudzu climbed up the trunks of trees, eventually choking the life out of the host oak or maple, over the top of houses and down steep valleys. It provided a beautiful, manicured appearance, making one think he was looking at a decorative house plant in the largest pot in the world. However, it was easy to see that it was the Western pine beetle for the forests of the Southeast, undoubtably devastating huge swatches of old growth.

A few miles out of Port Graham, Larry and Pam led us up a narrow dirt road under a heavily treed canopy. When we rounded the corner, we were amazed to find at least two dozen, two story high pillars from the burned out remains of the Windsor Plantation. It was like stumbling upon an old Roman ruin deep in the jungle, since dense vegetation was encroaching on all sides. As we walked around the columns, it was hard to imagine the grandeur of the palace and how such wealth could have been amassed on a cotton plantation. The owner was obviously a Bill Gates of his time.

As we moved closer to Alcorn State College, a surge of traffic flowed by us on the narrow road. It was Homecoming against Concordia, and you could see everyone in a 50 mile radius was pretty excited about the game.

Disaster struck a few miles later, when we turned onto a busy four lane highway with a bike lane on the side. One could instantly see we were near campus, as the road surface was a continual clutter of broken glass from beer bottles carelessly thrown out the windows of passing cars. Students + Parties + Cars = tossed beer bottles. Universal situation, no matter where one lives in the world.

I weaved and juked, in and out, dodging glass in the bike lane like I was an Bama back running through the LSU line, while Larry intelligently rode out in the traffic where the road was relatively clean. All of a sudden, to my utter dismay, I could feel my back tire start to do its tell tale “thump, thump, thump” and I braked to a stop. I was flat as Kansas. I told Kim, who had been riding behind me, to ride ahead to tell Larry and Pam about my status, and that I would catch up in a few minutes. I immediately went to work to fix the tire. As I looked down at my spare tube, in preparation of putting it on, I was shocked to find that it had a hole the size of a small poodle near the stem. After having at least fifty uncaring automobiles drive by me, each coldly ignoring my entreaties to stop, I was finally able to flag down a car driven by an angel, who said that she would relay the message that I needed another tube. I waited and waited. Time seemed to be frozen in mud with concrete poured on top of it. It wasn’t moving. Finally, I could see a little speck on the horizon, Larry, riding back to me. I frantically hustled to put on Kim’s spare tube, obviously pinching it in my haste, and damn if it didn’t pop when I tried to blow it up. The last resort was Larry’s spare. He took the wheel out of my hands and gently kneaded the tire back onto the rim. As he inflated it with his small hand pump, I nervously held my breath. I was sure it was going to be another failure, as it seemed that I was doomed on this day. Shockingly, it held. We were on the road again.

Pam, Kim and I finished the day riding the church loop while Larry rode back into Port Graham to get the car. It was another classic rural ride, featuring old churches and plantation houses. We actually got off our bikes to walk the grounds at the Episcopalian Church at Church Hill. It was interesting wandering through the grave yard, where we found head stones of people born in the 1700’s.

The Natchez Trace bike ride ended for us at Emerald Mound, the grand daddy of Indian burial mounds in the region. We climbed to the top of the layer of the giant mound to look down on an elevated flat area, where one could easily lay out a football field and have plenty of room for bleachers. It would be an impressive pile of dirt by today’s standards, but when you thought about the fact that all of the dirt was moved by hand, using crude implements and baskets, it was absolutely stunning. It would have been a major undertaking to build it using a fleet of modern earth movers and dump trucks.

Our group of 17 bikers had an enjoyable last supper at the Italian restaurant down the street from our hotel, the Eola. I had a jambalaya pasta that was good, but the real star of the night was my Abita Amber, possibly the greatest thing to come out of the state of Louisiana since Jerry Lee Lewis.

10/23 St. Francisville, LA

Larry and Pam had planned the Angola Prison Rodeo and Arts and Crafts show as the culminating activity for the our week together. I really didn’t have any expectations for the day and hadn’t really given it much thought, but once our car was rolling down a rural Louisiana highway towards the institution I started to get excited.

Our Angola experience started inside a museum located outside the prison gate. It was interesting to see a model cell and read the history of the prison. It featured inmate manufactured weapons, famous convicts, escape stories and Gruesome Gertie, the infamous electric chair.

We entered the rodeo grounds to wander through a massive art fair selling inmate produced art and furniture. There were also numerous concessions selling everything from Cajun cuisine to deep fried Coca Cola. Kim and I slowly worked our way through the mass of humanity that was moving through the fair, stopping to examine many of the wood bowls and some paintings. We also listened to two bands playing music on the grounds. We were on our way back to listen to the country band when we spotted a pencil drawing of the Wyoming cowboy riding his bronco. Soon we were talking to the artist, Matthew Morgan, about his art. He told us that he was a convict, serving 20 years for a bar fight involving guns. He introduced us to his mother and then his wife of two years, a beautiful woman from Idaho. We thanked him and said we would think about the picture. After an extremely short consult, we were back talking to Matthew, where he made us a deal we could not refuse. We ended up buying two pieces of his work, the other a charcoal of a stage coach, for $225. The price was more than fair and we felt good knowing that we were helping out someone down on his luck. He really seemed like a genuinely decent human being.

Kim and I were both troubled by seeing the prisoners locked up like farm animals. You couldn’t help but feel empathy for them, as their lives were hard at Angola State Prison. In the back of your mind, you knew that they all did terrible things to land themselves in such circumstances, and that they deserved to be locked up; however, it gave you a awful feeling in the pit of your stomach to see a fellow human being caged. We had the opportunity to talk to a few of the artists, and they all seemed positive about life and excited to be able to participate in the art fair. The money they were earning, they were able to keep 78% of the proceeds from their sales, would make a huge difference in their level of comfort during their incarceration.

The actual rodeo was two hours of slick, high energy entertainment. The convicts weren’t the greatest cowboys in the world, but where they lacked in skill they more than made up with courage and determination. It was obvious that the rodeo was a very big deal for them. Many of them took some heavy hits from the stock, especially the events featuring bulls, but you could see that it was worth the gamble of personal injury to simply have the freedom to do something “normal.” The rodeo also featured spider monkeys riding Australian Shepards, the Wildman from Utah doing motorcycle tricks and many thrilling “bull in a china closet” events.

I would put the day at Angola as one of the most memorable, most entertaining of all things I’ve experienced in my travels. It was definitely the best single thing in our 4500 mile cross country expedition.

10/24 Vicksburg, MS

After 5 1/2 hours in the Pierson-mobile returning to Tuscaloosa, Kim and I jumped in the Prius to start our long drive west. We pulled into Vicksburg at dark to rent a cheap hotel room for the night. It was a long, uneventful “car” day.

10/25 Rockdale, TX

We started the day by going through the Vicksburg Battlefield National Monument. The setting was beautiful, as it is located on a steep, hilly area overlooking the Mississippi River. The grounds, which are actually spread out over an area that is covered by 18 miles of road, are manicured green grass surrounded by native forest. We drove and wandered among an endless collection of huge granite monuments, statues, hundreds of cannons, and a large cemetery, which saddened me when I thought about the 20,000 young men laid to rest there. It seemed silly that they would fight and lose their lives over some abstract concept that in all likelihood had little impact on their lives. The park service also had on display a vintage iron clad, the U.S.S. Cairo, which had been sunk by a Confederate mine.

We liked seeing the battlefield, but both commented that it wasn’t what we had expected. We had anticipated a more interactive memorial, where the visitor would see how the soldiers lived and died. The many monuments were nice, but seemingly, the volume of them cheapened the individuals being memorialized. After stopping to read the first dozen, you would simply drive by the other 360 lining the roadway. I guess I felt that it didn’t connect me to the fact that these were real people who gave their lives for a cause.

Upon completing the monument, we hit the road with a vengeance. It was nine straight hours into the heart of Texas, stopping only to eat at a tolerable Mexican restaurant. Finally, with darkness and fatigue ganging up on us, we bought a room at the local Comfort Inn in Rockdale, Texas.

10/26 Carlsbad, NM

Unfortunately, our plans of stopping in the Hill Country of Texas to ride bicycle on our way home were totally blown away. When we pulled into Fredericksburg, we found the trees laid over sideways by the wind and the national weather service promising rain and cold to go with it. After a brief walk around the downtown area, we hopped back in the Toyota and drove hard into west Texas.

It was a very, very long sit and we limped into Carlsbad, New Mexico bone tired, hungry and grouchy. The 45 minute wait for a table at Chili’s didn’t do much to improve our attitudes, but I must admit, the hamburger and fries were outstanding.

10/27 Santa Fe, NM

We woke up to a 50 degree temperature swing and light drizzle. Considering that our plans for the day involved caving, it seemed like the perfect tourist solution for the 33 degree weather outside our hotel room.

The Carlsbad Caverns are immense. We walked down a steep, winding asphalt trail into the cavern for two miles before we came to the Big Room, where the trail looped in a large figure eight for an additional mile and a half. Kim and I really enjoyed it, but after awhile the massive stalactites, stalagmites, soda straws and limestone boulders all seemed to blend together. What had been, “Whoa, this is really amazing!” at the beginning, had turned to, “Do you think we’re getting close to the exit?”

Exhausted of driving, we begrudgingly hopped back into the Prius for the drive to Santa Fe to see Sue, Kim’s sister. We mostly saw barren, lifeless waste land and actually drove through snow as we climbed towards Santa Fe. Perhaps the highlight was seeing the world famous Space Alien Museum and Research Center at Roswell, New Mexico. Although we didn’t actually visit this renowned institution, due to travel fatigue, it was a special feeling just seeing it, such as one would get when viewing the Eiffel Tower or Grand Canyon. I really wanted a baseball hat from there, so I could be like my cool friend, Richard Cline, but just couldn’t face adding time to the rest of our drive.

Sue served us a great homemade meal, pot roast, and we then gathered around the television to watch one of the classic World Series games in history, as the Cardinals came back to beat the Rangers in an absolute thriller.

10/28 Santa Fe, NM

Sue took us for a long walk down a wash near her subdivision in the morning. We then loaded up and went for lunch and a cursory tour of the downtown area. It was then time for our tour at the Native Arts Research Center to see hundreds of beautiful, ancient pots and baskets. I really enjoyed seeing the quality and size of the pots and other assorted Native art forms. It made me think of my days living in Western Alaska among the Yupik people.

10/29 Santa Fe, NM

We were out early in the morning for a thorough walk around downtown Santa Fe. I admired the architecture and statues that lined the streets everywhere. It really is a beautiful city with its art and Spanish flare.

Sue went out of her way to show us a great time and proudly show off her new city. We were very happy for her and enjoyed visiting Santa Fe.

Reflections:

As a whole, the “Away in Dixieland” auto/bike marathon was a total success. We really liked seeing a huge swath of our country, and because of it, are more in love with our nation than ever. The United States is one amazing country.

Not all of the topography along our drive was beautiful, as we found out in New Mexico and West Texas, but where ever we stopped, we found the people to be friendly and helpful in every case. They set us straight on our directions, gave advice on where to ride bike and helped us order the best meal offered on the menu.

I really liked the Deep South the best, as it’s vibrantly green, polite and culturally different than where I live in the West. We like our sports, but they take it to another level in Dixie. They love their deep fried food, while we eat dried chicken breasts and spinach. They smile and greet each other, taking time to be civil towards their fellow human being. We walk right by without engaging in eye contact.

The actual Natchez Trace is an amazing place to ride a bicycle. It’s pretty, peaceful, historically interesting and the road surface is a dream for the road biker. Larry talked to a cyclist from Maryland who stated that it was boring, since much of the terrain and vegetation looked the same. From my perspecive, it was mammoth trees of every variety in various fall colors, and hauntingly quiet surroundings, where the only noise you would hear was the deer bounding away from you in the woods or a squirrel dropping nuts from high in a tree. We rode beside an endless, manicured lawn on each side of the road, as the park service mowed the barrow pits and adjacent terrain right up to the edge of the woods. Even though it was autumn, the vegetation still glowed green. How could this be boring? Larry was right, he should have pushed the guy off his bike. He didn’t deserve to ride something as special as the Natchez Trace.





















Sunday, August 28, 2011


Old People Still Doing It!

The Greater Wind River Backpack Adventure of 2011


August 17 (7 miles)


We started the Greater Wind River Backpack Adventure of 2011 at the Elkhart Park trailhead, which is located at around 9400 feet a few miles east from Pinedale, Wyoming. Our fully loaded packs felt like small semi trailers on our backs and the oxygen in the air seemed about as thin as a New York model. Nevertheless, we danced up the partially wooded, gentle grade of the Pole Creek trail with smiles on our faces, excited to be in the mountains again.


About two hours into the walk we were rewarded with our first view of the impressive pinnacles of the Wind River Range at Photographer’s Point. After snapping a couple of hundred pictures and downing the better part of a liter of water, we were back on the trail to our first night’s camping site, Hobbs Lake.


Upon arrival at Hobbs, we found that many of the more popular camp sites were taken, but thanks to John’s search, we found an excellent site overlooking a small pond adjacent to the main lake.


We scurried about setting up our new tent, getting water and securing our camp before dinner, which was a fine Italian delight (Mountain House) served with a compliment of excellent cheeses (Tillamook and Western Family string cheese). Upon finishing dessert (Snicker’s Bar) and our evening tea, I talked Kim into walking back down the trail with me for a few minutes of fishing before dark, where I was rewarded with one 10 inch brilliantly colored Rainbow Trout.


August 18 (5 miles)


After a long night of deep slumber, you go to bed early in the mountains in late August, I awoke with a sense of excitement about the day’s possibilities. I was going to see Island Lake, Fremont Peak, and the Titcomb Basin up close and personal. I couldn’t wait.


We took off like a pack of over stimulated jack rabbits down the undulating trail, passing a series of small lakes and the very impressive, pristine largess of Seneca Lake, a true body of water in every sense of the term. Soon we were climbing up a small pass hovering above the Island Lake bowl. As I crested the hill and looked down, I knew that this was one of the most remarkable places I had visited on earth. The lake, a deep royal blue in color, was surrounded by huge peaks and had a roaring torrent of cascading white water flowing into it from the Titcomb Basin. Fremont, a massive mound of jagged granite, stood in the middle of the picture, flanked on the right by Jackson Peak, and to its forefront was Elephant Head, which looked like an oversized plug of an eroded volcano, but was in reality simply another massive piece of squared off granite. On the left side of the screen towered the amazing peaks of the Titcomb Basin, which included the razorbacked Helen and her elevated relatives, Dinwoody, Miriam and of course, Bob’s Towers.


Even though we had only walked five miles, we were all content to quickly find a campsite and call it a day. As luck would have it, John spotted a nice flat spot on the neck of a peninsula overlooking the lake. “Bingo!” I thought. Kim and I looked at a spot in the trees near the Reed’s Lakeside Acres, but opted to do some more exploring. Amazingly, a few feet away sat the nicest campsite in the world. And it was ours! If the Hilton could buy this spot from our government, and was able to run a road to Island Lake, it would be the most romantic, most beautiful lodge site in the world. Forget Chaminox, Many Glacier, Mount Hood or Grand Canyon. This would be it.


There were two very small, insignificant problems with my personal nirvana at Island Lake. First of all, a small hoard of 68 billion mosquitos were always buzzing around your head, waiting for you to do something stupid, like using both hands to cook, process water or change clothes. At that moment, all 68 billion would descend in mass in an attempt to suck the life right out of you. Steri Pen in my left hand, water bottle in my right, I would dance about the campsite dodging left and right, bobbing up and down, in a lame attempt to escape their attack. Kim, and especially Kia, looking like two Afghan babes in their burkas, took to wearing oversized mosquito nets, which John referred to “murkas.” I, on the other hand, poured deet onto my body by the gallon, drenching all of my clothes and covering every square inch of exposed skin.


“The second small issue?” You ask. Well, we had an ongoing war with vicious attack squirrels. Every time we would move to get our food out, Alvin, Theodore and the rest of the chipmunks would run around us, darting in with abandon, to steal food. Even though our food was admittedly mediocre at best, it was our food. Our only food. Our life sustaining fuel. Therefore, I was reduced to throwing sticks and rocks, and taking wild, impassioned sprints at the neighborhood boys, who were nothing but another gang of intercity hoodlums.


August 19 (7.5 miles)


Even though we had been up for hours pouring down numerous cups of instant Starbucks and eating breakfast bars, we were slow to get ready for the day’s activity, a climb into the Indian Basin. John and Kai motored through our camp and yelled that they would meet us on the trail, up in the basin. Kim and I slowly pulled together our things and started up the trail after the Reed’s.


We really did intend on catching up and spending the day with them, but the beauty of Indian Basin served as a powerful distraction. Upon reaching the first set of lakes, connected by a small river and cascading water fall, we couldn’t help but wander about snapping photos and seeing what was over the next rise. There stood missile shaped Ellingwood Peak towering over a large, unnamed lake. Brilliant fields of wild flowers dotted the hillside and a small water fall poured over a sharp ledge and wound its way into the lake at the bottom of the valley. We sat down and stared at the magnificence of this picture. It was so perfect. We had forgotten all about catching John and Kai.


Kim and I finally continued up trail as it wound its way between a series of shallow lakes and small, rocky hills protruding from the mountain side. As I turned to look back down the valley, I noticed a menacing looking black cloud formation to the west. I advised that we turn around, but Kim stated that she wanted to climb up on the top of a nearby hill to see the upper end of the valley. Upon reaching the summit of this ridge, we looked across another “Sound of Music” valley at a group of three climbers camped on the top of another hillside. Up the mountain, at least a mile away from us, Kim spotted John and Kai taking a break, the outline of their bodies contrasting vividly with a large snow field in the background.


We took a leisurely walk back down the valley, the storm disappearing as quickly as it appeared, and took a side trip to see the cascading river of white water flowing into Island Lake. Around 6:00 P.M. the Reeds marched into camp, having climbed all the way to the top of Indian Pass, where they found a howling wind and glacial lakes filled with ice bergs. They had done a whopping 14 mile walk and had climbed to over 12,200 feet. They were ecstatic. But then again, so were we. This was shaping up to be one great backpack.


August 20 (9 miles)


This was the day I had been waiting for all summer. I had been on the internet and looked at photos of the Titcomb Basin. They were marvelous and now I was getting a chance to see it in person.


We walked up the valley with John and Kai to the middle of the first Titcomb Lake, where John advised that we leave them to make the climb to Mistake Lake, a reputed hot spot for monster golden trout. As soon as Kim and I made our way to the lake, climbing over snow and boulder fields to get there, I knew I was in paradise. Large, pink salmon sized trout patrolled the shoreline, looking for food. A vertical wall of granite climbed to over 13,000 feet on our right, with a breathtaking collection of peaks to the north of us. I quickly set up my pole and put on my favorite dry fly, the Adam’s Parachute. I flicked it out onto the pristine water and watched a three pound golden swim by without even acknowledging that it was there. Soon I was changing flies, going through my limited box, trying mosquitos, black ants, and attractors, such as the Royal Wulf. Nothing. I even changed my leader, thinking that my old one was too short and damaged for such crystal clear water. It was hopeless. Finally, bored to death and reduced to admiring the surrounding mountain peaks, I had a violent hit that nearly made me fall into the lake, but when I went to set the hook, all I caught was air and a sense of total failure.


After over two hours of repeated defeat and humiliation at the hands of these golden monsters, I packed up my rod and we climbed back down to the main trail, where we walked up the valley to the end of the second lake. It was amazing country, some of the nicest in the world, with large blue-green glacial lakes surrounded by towering, snow covered peaks on three sides. Water falls wound their way down the mountain sides and gorgeous fields of small red, pink, white, yellow and blue flowers seemed to be everywhere.


Kim and I were sitting on the flat, sloping rocks of our front patio admiring Island Lake when Big Sky Lud, a former Principal from Wyoming and Montana, ambled up to talk. Being the friendly guy I am, I had spoken to him the day before, exchanging notes on the area and what we were up to in the next few days. Therefore, I was shocked when he told me that he and his buddy were going to bail due to altitude sickness and then asked if we wanted some of their food. “YES,” I exclaimed. Soon Lud reappeared with a large jar of peanut butter, an unopened pack of blue berry bagels, a pack of flavored tortillas, a jar of mustard and bags of sports drink powder and cocoa. We were in heaven. I was starving on our meager diet of dehydrated goat dung and cereal bars, so real food with real peanut butter sounded like paradise. Lud was my personal hero, the savior of my emaciated body.


After our nightly meal with the Reed’s, we retired to our tents with a large black cloud on the horizon. I took extra effort to make sure that our packs were covered and that everything was put away. For once, my efforts were not in vain. Around 9:00 P.M. the lightning struck, with shots of brilliant white light followed four seconds later by the din of resounding thunder. Then a few drops started to bounce off the fabric of our new Black Diamond single wall tent. Within minutes it was an all out torrent of rain, the inside of our Wasabi colored, miniscule dome sounding like a jackhammer. Amazingly, Kim slept through the whole storm, only waking to the gentle pitter patter of last few drops hitting the tent.


Yes, we had stayed totally dry through the deluge of the cloud burst, but unfortunately, the Black Diamond Hilight does not excel in the post storm setting. At about 5:45 A.M. the next morning, condensation on the tent walls and poles had collected to the point of critical mass where the only option was to drip. And drip they did.....right on my forehead. Imagine, a dime sized, ice cold drop falling on your forehead as you lay in deep slumber, dreaming wonderful dreams. You bolt to attention, sitting up at a right angle, muttering unChristian words. It is not an acceptable way to start a new day.


August 21 (9 miles)


The day’s plan was to backtrack about a mile up the trail and go north on the High Line Trail to see the peaks of the Titcomb from another angle. Since my personal plan included a fly pole, John and Kai wisely set off to see additional sights, such as the Big Water Slide and Island Lake from the north.


Our first stop of the day was at the second lake on the High Line Trail. I quickly tied on my trusty mosquito and flicked it out onto the water. “Bam,” ten inches of crazed Brook Trout slammed my fly. I set the hook and reeled him in immediately for a quick release. I couldn’t help but admire his brilliant coloration, as he was wearing his fall spawning colors, a vibrant mix from dark green to lime to a neon red. After the previous day’s fishing failure, I was in Brookie heaven. Another cast, another fish. If it slowed down for a second, I would move over ten yards and cast out again. “Bam,” my rod tip would respond.


After catching fish for two full hours, I finally decided it was time to give these little guys a rest and move on up the trail. Kim, marching in front, led us through a mix of timber and small meadows. We could see unnamed pristine lakes below the trail a half a mile away. The trail zigged and zagged, losing a hundred feet in elevation and then gaining it back. Grouse wandered out in front of us. Pikas and marmots, hiding in the rocks, screamed obscenities at us as we walked by, while large flocks of Magpies seemed to be continually having a family feud in our midst.


Our next stop was Fremont Crossing, where we found that the forest service had built a substantial bridge over the river. I stopped to fish a few holes in the river, quickly catching a small cutthroat. By this time, though, I was more interested in seeing what was up the trail.


We climbed out of the river valley and wound our way up the mountain side to Lower Jean Lake, which is another alpine wonder bordered by 12,000 foot peaks. In the distance to the north stood Henderson Peak and the Titcomb Needles. As I rigged up my rod, I looked up at the large black thunderheads floating menacingly over us. Again, I was ready to pull the plug and scramble for home to the safety of our tent. When I started to threaten leaving, Kim told me to buck up and fish. We hadn’t walked all this way to bail before I had even tried. I realized she was right, and instead of immediately setting out to fish, I sat down to enjoy a relaxing lunch of power bars, nuts and dried fruit with my wife.


Jean Lake was another Wind River wonder. One cast, one fish. Only this time the usual clients were Colorado Cutthroats, and they were BIG and NASTY. Yep, the average of these brutes was an easy 12 inches and even though they had bodies more like snakes than fish, they were fun to catch. The storm had whipped up a bit of wave action on the water, and sometimes I couldn’t even see my fly. Nevertheless, when I started to retrieve my line, nine times out of ten I would have a hit. It was great fun.


August 22 (5 miles)


We were finally heading home to a warm shower, real food and warm bed. We packed up early and hit the trail. Even though I was leaving one of the most beautiful spots on earth, I was ready to be done with my 2011 Wind River backpacking experience.


The trip out was uneventful, other than stopping to talk to every excited, fresh faced backpacker on his/her way into the mountains. Some were amazing, as was a group of three older men in their late sixties or early seventies. These experienced hikers were carrying packs and equipment from the 1970’s and lots of it. They had planned a three week tour beyond Indian Pass and from the looks of their overloaded packs, seemed to be very well prepared for it. As I looked at their old fashioned equipment, large foam pads, heavy hollow fill sleeping bags, and duffle bags tied to the top of their already overfilled, external frame packs, I felt wimpy for buying my new 3 pound tent and ultralight sleeping bag. They were real men.


We spent our last night in the woods at Sapphire Lake, which was located directly above Hobbs Lake. We had been told that there were no mosquitos there, and amazingly, it was true. Since we had gotten into camp early, we lounged about in our bug free environment staring at the lake and then after dinner, climbed a few feet to the top of a nearby ridge to admire the peaks of the Wind Rivers in the distance. It was a great way to end a great trip.


August 23 (7 miles)


“Enchilada, chili verde, taco, rice and beans,” ran though my mind as I laid in my sleeping bag waiting for the sun to rise a little higher on the horizon. Then I looked down at my legs, a mass of bug bites, trail dust and scratches. “Shower,” I thought. “Hmmmm.... a nice long shower with lots of soap.”


With thoughts of our Star Valley home and the Mexican restaurant in Pinedale firmly ensconced in our minds, the four of us powered out of camp with small jet engines on the bottom of our trail runners. John and Kai roared ahead of us, making the climb from the lake to Photographer’s Point in minutes, where they waited for Kim and I to catch up. After a short break, we blasted down the trail’s remaining four miles in about six minutes to find our lonely Toyota 4-Runner waiting patiently.


It had been a great trip, one of the best ever, and Reed’s had been wonderful backpack companions. Overall, we had walked about 50 miles in the seven day period, seeing only a small section of the range. Now I understand why our friends, Jon and Pat Elliot, have come back to the Winds every summer for the last 30 years. It really gets into your blood. You look at the map, see where you’ve been and then what’s out there. You start thinking about next year, next trip. Seeing new country. Some day, I want to be like John and Pat, having been to nearly every backwater lake and mountain in this magnificent range. That’s my dream.