Friday, May 15, 2015

Hiking the White Villages of Spain 2015

4/24 Seville (walked 3 miles)

I have never, ever seen such a contrast between two banks of a river.  As we crossed the bridge over the Guadiana River, we left small, impoverished, old and worn out Portugal to the modern world of Spain.  Immediately, we noticed a huge difference in infrastructure; the highway system of Andalusia is easily the newest and nicest I’ve ever seen in my travels.  The terrain changed from weed infested hills to manicured fields and green houses for miles and miles.  The olive trees were bigger, the wheat taller and greener and the farm buildings of substantial size and in reasonable condition.  It was like comparing night and day.  

When our bus started to enter the Seville metropolitan area, I couldn’t help but think, “This is nice.  I could live here!”  A beautiful red, two lane bike path followed the road for miles, with bikers and walkers everywhere.  Large, cookie cutter developments dotted the sides of the freeway, with newer Spanish country style homes.  Soon suburban shopping malls, and then huge factories intermixed with small businesses, flew by out the bus’ window.  

The old city of Seville is probably the most beautiful, people friendly metropolitan area I’ve visited.  We wandered down the streets, which were filled with thousands of people sitting in outdoor cafes, strolling about with arms interlocked and stopping to snap photographs of the many urban landmarks.  The city’s gothic cathedral is reputed to be one of the largest in the world;  with its jutting spires, domes and steeples colorfully lit up against the black sky, it was way beyond the Magic Kingdom of Disneyland.

It was fiesta week in the city, so many of the women were wearing the traditional long, colorful Flamenco dresses, with their long black hair up in a bun and a flower gracing the side of their head.  Quite frankly, they were gorgeous.  I stopped many begging to photograph them.  

Unfortunately, the maze like streets got the best of us in the end.  Just when we realized that we were tired and wanted our hotel, we looked each other cluelessly.  As I looked down on the tourist map with my 60 year old eyes, and with my glasses safely back in the hotel room, I realized that I was going to be no help in finding our way back to our hotel.   We walked in an absolute panic for minutes, never making any progress in finding our way home.  Finally, a series of kind Spaniards took pity on on us and even walked us part of the way back to the mediocre, but at this point, much loved Abril Hotel.  

4/24 Ronda (walked 4 miles)

Unfortunately, room number two at the Abril Hotel is right behind the front desk, and double unfortunately, the other hotel residents all came home well after midnight, all banging the front door closed and acknowledging the night clerk.  Sleep did not come easily or in great quantity, so the early breakfast hour nearly incapacitated us for the remainder of the day.

We retraced our steps in again seeing the highlights of the old city, especially marveling at the magnificent cathedral, women in full traditional dress and the many horse/carriage combinations, where the drivers all seemed in competition for the most elaborate Spanish costume.  

The bus ride to Ronda was very green, with rolling fields of winter wheat and beans interspersed with an occasional olive grove.  As we grew closer, the road narrowed and zigzagged up the steep canyon walls of the mountain range, the Macizo de Libar.  We looked at each other at this point and gave the thumbs up.  Spain was far exceeding our expectations.

By the time we found our hotel, Kim and I were starving.  Our desk clerk, Lola, gave us a map a first grader could follow, but we were both so brain dead that we walked in a big circle through the cobblestoned streets for the first 20 minutes.  Finally, we found the tourist office, where the woman behind the desk once again gave us directions and closed with, “Be careful out there!”  It must have been obvious that we were mentally toast.

Our efforts finally took us to Casa Maria, where we had our first experience with tapas.  It was a $59 six course meal where every bite was exquisite.  We left very full and in a much better mood than when we had arrived.  Everything, from the flavored toast to scallops and ultimately, the New York strip, was incredible. 

4/25 Ronda (4 miles walked)

Ronda is a cute little tourist town located on a cliff overlooking a beautiful mountain valley.  From the rim of the cliff, the tourist gawks down upon farmer’s fields, all neatly separated by stone walls, scattered small villages and blissful cattle and sheep working the green pastures.

A small creek has carved a deep gorge through the city, and the “new bridge” over it, which is over two centuries old, is both an engineering marvel and a photographer’s delight.

Thousands of tourists mill about the narrow streets of Ronda each day.  It’s like Jackson, Wyoming, or West Yellowstone at high season, only that everything is much more compressed in Ronda.  The streets are narrow, sidewalks barely are wide enough for one person in places, and everyone wants to be in the same “cool” places to see the big views.  Traffic is bumper to bumper through the little village, which along with the huge crowds, makes it a noisy, intense experience for the unsuspecting traveler.  

The day was nothing special.  We walked around, ate tapas and then walked around more.  The only thing positive - we had a really nice room at Hotel Ronda.  

4/26 Zahara (walked 3 miles)

The 100% of precipitation came with a vengeance.  Since it was a travel day, with a 45 Euro taxi ride to Zahara, we really didn’t mind it.

The clouds broke up a bit during the afternoon, and Kim and I trekked up the steep streets of Zahara to the old keep of the castle overlooking the village.  The setting is magnificent, as you look down on the red roofs of the village, a glowing green countryside, and the baby blue waters of the Embalse de Zahara, a large reservoir.

Al Lago, our hotel, has one of the best restaurants we’ve experienced on our trip.  We shared a Moroccan lamb and couscous for lunch, and loved the baked chicken we devoured for dinner.  

Even though it was a marginal day, of rain and high wind, we had fun.

4/27 Zahara (walked 6 miles)

We woke up to a gray, over cast day with the wind whipping the trees outside our window relentlessly.  After a decent Continental breakfast, Kim and I did the short hike to an overlook of the valley, which dead ended at a farmer’s gate delineating his property.  We did see the much advertised Griffon Vultures high above us, and the views were pleasant, but it wasn’t fabulous by any means.

We then set out to follow the “Walk of the Griffin Vulture,” which meant carefully reading and following instructions.  Since these have never been an area of strength for me, I relied on Kim’s guidance to get us beyond the city limits.  Unfortunately, high water in the rain swollen creek stopped us in our tracks before we really got started.  We retreated to the hotel, where I absolutely destroyed Kim in two games of Gin Rummy.

Dinner was probably the highlight of the day, as we had a wonderful paella and leek salad.  So far, eating has been my favorite part of the Spain experience.

4/28 Zahara (walked 8 miles)

“Walk between the olive groves aiming for the three Eucalyptus trees for 300 M.  You’ll be walking to the right of a large white house and to the left of the telegraph wires,” indicated the verbiage of our pirated self guided trekker instructions.  The only problem is that we are in Spain, where olive groves are as common as mosquitos in Alaska and every house is white.  You could stand in one spot, and in doing a 360 degree turn, spot bunches of Eucalyptus trees in all directions.

In all truth, following the instructions ended up being a really enjoyable challenge, like an endless scavenger hunt filled with feelings of frustration and exasperation, and ultimately, an intense feeling of triumph when you successfully found your way.

The day was perfect, about 70 degrees with barely a wisp of wind.  The vibrant yellows, blues, oranges, pinks, reds and whites of the wild flowers exploded in every direction.  They, coupled with the aquamarine waters of the lake and the small mountain peaks, made Zahara a very special place.  

Upon returning to the village after an eight mile circuitous wander up and down the steep hills of the Andalusia region, we retired to Al Lago’s patio bar, where we met two trekking Brits,  Bob and Phyllis.  It was fun listening to them as they described the political situation in the UK, in that it mirrored the insanity of our gridlock between the Republicans and Democrats in the United States.

Dinner was once again a great way to end a perfect day.  My pepper steak and Kim’s pork cheeks were fabulous.  Hell, we’re even getting used to eating at 8:00 P.M.

4/29 Zahara (6 miles walking)

I really didn’t have all that high of expectations for our 20 Euro permitted hike into the Garganta Verde, and once again, I was totally wrong.  It was probably the single coolest thing we’ve done on this trip to Europe.  

When we got to the trailhead, we met a young couple from Pittsburg who had already completed the hike, but until we started our ascent, we would not see another soul.  As we worked our way down the steep, rock strewn trail, all of a sudden a flock of 6-8 Bald Eagle sized Griffon Vultures rose up next to the trail and literally buzzed over the top of our heads at a distance of 10 feet.  You could hear the air funneling through their wings as they flew by us.  We sat down on the trail to watch them, and they made huge, swooping loops above to watch us.  Finally, they grew bored with us and disappeared beyond the rim of the canyon.  The trail became steeper and steeper, with long steps down in places.  My 60 year old knees screamed with every carefully placed step.

It was a relief when we finally found the bottom, a dry creek bed with house sized boulders.  Kim and I slowly worked our way downstream, where we found a huge alcove, quasi-cave filled with moss covered black spires protruding from the floor.  At the this point, the sun’s rays were just starting to hit small pockets of the canyon’s floor, making an almost spotlight affect and and providing a vivid contrast to the dark canyon walls surrounding us.  I scurried around with my cheap Panasonic Lumix shooting the canyon from various angles, capturing the surreal Utah like orange opening of the narrow slot canyon.

Yes, the floor of the canyon was beautiful, but the absolute din from the thousands of singing birds echoing off the walls made it seem like a cathedral with the organ and choir fully engaged.  

Our last meal at Al Lago was wild boar, which was once again amazing.  Al Lago may not be a cheap option for traveling Spain, but I’ve loved it for the food, extremely comfortable rooms and helpful staff.  Mona, the owner, has really tried to make our stay pleasant.

4/30 Grazalema (walked 9 miles)

We made it!  After suffering some angst about the big walk from Zahara to Grazamela, we found that it was nothing to really be concerned about.  

Amazingly, our 9:20 A.M. departure time was pretty close to the plan, and as we walked away from Al Lago for the last time, we found the most perfect day in the history of the world.  We ripped through the valley in less than an hour and were soon climbing a quiet rural road that wrapped around the northeast side of Monte Prieto, a large mountain serving as a barrier between the two villages.  

As we worked our way around to the back side of the range, we looked down on distant white villages, olive groves and small farms.  We encountered two docile donkeys feeding along the road, a large flock of panicked sheep, who ran away from us like we were Wyoming wolves, and an ancient farmer couple wandering around outside their home, who seemed like they were right out of Life Magazine.  However, we didn’t see one car until we intersected with the highway and walked its shoulder for a short time.

As we descended a small pass and worked our way back up the mountain to our right, we looked down on a tiny white village sitting at the base of protruding “A” shaped limestone peak, the Reloj.  Nestled into a narrow mountain valley, Grazalema easily wins the award for most picturesque community of the trip.  As has been the case with all of the Spanish communities we’ve visited, it is neat, clean and well kept.

Grazalema is a functioning white village, in that real people live there who carry on real lives.  When the church bell tolled each evening, you would see a steady throng of people walking down the steep, narrow streets for the service.  Adjacent to the main square sits an amazingly detailed statue of the running of the bulls.  The only difference is that the city doesn’t kill the bull upon closure of the activity;  the Grazalema bull is retired to pasture for his hard work.  The old men of the village amble down the steep streets to meet on the park benches near the central square.  They spend the day there, watching the steady infusion of Spanish tourists looking for a parking space in the minuscule lot.

We love our hotel, the Mejorana, with its large patio, huge sitting room and comfortable rooms.  The owners, Andres and Anna, go out of their way to insure your happiness.  Andres has prepared a thorough hiking book of the area that is handed to each guest as he/she arrives.

5/1 Grazalema (walked 6 miles)

Kim woke with a wicked head ache and hadn’t had the best sleep the previous night;  however, she persevered in doing yet another hike.  

We climbed up a steep, rock littered trail into a mountain valley separating El Roj from the rest of the Simancon Range.  Since it was so beautiful, we took our time and stopped frequently to rest and enjoy our surroundings.  Initially, the trail took us through a pine forest until it plateaued at a large meadow,  where we found a few happy cows enclosed in a rock walled compound.  The trees started to thin out and soon we were navigating large steps, surrounded by huge limestone boulders and the narrowing walls of the mountains on each side of the trail.  At the top of the pass, we wondered about on various trails, and then opted to take a longer route back to town at the end of the day.  

This walk, alpine in nature, was probably the single best activity of the trip.  It was beautiful, the day was hot, but not oppressive, and Kim’s health rebounded to normal as the day wore on.  

We retreated to the hotel’s patio after the hike, where sat in the shade drinking beer and eating Grazalema cheese and crackers.  It was all pretty damned optimal.

5/2 Grazalema (walked 7 miles)

Nothing has been easy on this trip, and today was no different.  Andres, the owner of our hotel, provided instructions that we couldn’t mess up, and Kim and I soon found ourselves striding up the steep grade of the Grazamela-Zahara highway.  It was a beautiful, sunny Saturday and we quickly found out that others had the same plan, but they were on motorcycles, in cars or huffing and puffing up the hill on their bikes.  The narrow road is a minor league “Going to the Sun” or “Beartooth Highway,” with scenic pullouts and a mirador (viewing platform) on top of the pass.  

Once we made the top, we quickly engaged in our horrible Spanish with one of the throng of serious road cyclists we had been seeing.  He was young, handsome and had already ridden 50 miles over many mountain passes and still had about 20 miles to go.  He made me feel wimpy, as I typically complain about doing Snow Canyon or the Wall up Gunlock.  He was a “Lance Armstrong,” while me......”Blanche Armweak.”

Kim and I walked a 2-3 mile alpine loop at the top of the pass, which provided phenomenal 360 degree views into the valleys below.  Peonies were budding out on the green hillside and a flock of sheep grazed on the pinnacle of the mountain.  It was nearly the “Sound of Music.”

It was moving in on siesta time, when all shuts down in the little villages, so we streaked back to Grazalema with visions of another picnic.  Thanks be to Jesus, we made it to the meat market down the street and purchased the best picnic supplies yet.  It was razor thin cuts of cured pork, a large chunk of goat cheese, a jar of olives, potato chips, and of course, the staple of all picnics worldwide, beer.

Following our inhalation of the picnic supplies, I took a quick dive in the ice cold pool.  It had been another great day in Spain.

5/3 Montejaque (11.5 miles walked)

Ok, I’ll probably never win any awards for my map reading skills.  Once again we were horribly lost and the blame sat squarely on my shoulders.

I all started with out host at the Mejorana Hotel, Andres, who gave us a never fail set of directions along with a map to follow.

Kim and I set out early to beat the oppressive heat and humidity.  Following the plan closely, we turned off the highway onto a gravel road and immediately started looking for the second road to our right, which clearly followed a series of three houses.  We walked and walked, stumbling by a mammoth bull laying inches off the road at one point, and never found our turn.   Finally, I spotted the first road and then shortly after, coerced a reticent Kim to follow me up a grassed over zigzagging path up to the top of a ridge line.  “I don’t think this is right, David,” Kim stated.  “We’re too far past the city sewer ponds.”

Soon we were standing in the yard of two toothless Spanish hillbillies, one the mother and the other her tubby daughter.  “Hola,” I exclaimed.  “Donde es el path to Montejaque?”  I motioned with my arm to the southeast, where there clearly was no path, but a barrier of barbwire fencing and 100 years of rusted out junk piled up.
Both passionately implored us to turn around and head back towards Grazalema, even going so far as to walk us out of their yard and again point to the northwest.  

Knowing better than their sage advice, I insisted that they didn’t understand that anyone could be so stupid to to walk between villages when one could take a bus or taxi.  I strong armed Kim into continuing down the road looking for our golden trail to paradise.

When we finally topped a small hill and could see that the road we were walking had dead ended, I, for the first time, realized I was defeated.  A group of young mountain climbers were camping there, and one, who was English, communicated that we were indeed at the end of the road and that we had missed our turn.

We turned around and headed back, now adding an extra three kilometers to an already long day.  Good fortune came when we ran into a middle aged Spanish couple out for a walk.  He looked at our map, shook his head and then walked back with us towards Grazamela.  

Finally, we came to a spot where the weeds and grass had been beaten down a bit off to the side of the road.  A weathered post surrounded by tall weeds stood partially hidden.  The sign indicating it was the “road” to paradise had obviously fallen off years ago.  

Our kind Spanish man indicated that we should follow it, as this was the road Andres had outlined for us with our bright yellow pen.  The path started off innocently, but soon became a 60 degree climb up a rock strewn path covered by an enormous volume of sheep shit.  I felt all three cups of coffee, all the water and Gatoraide that I had ingested in the last week, stream from my pores in seconds.  The path became more tangled and steeper, with bigger rocks to climb around or over.  When we finally found the top, we were standing in front of a restaurant, where we each guzzled down a pop in seconds.

The rest of the day, which ended up being a long, 11.5 mile and approximately 2000 feet in elevation pain, was rather mundane.  We walked along side a muddy, swampy river that the cattle had essentially destroyed, through dark cork forests and then a large, grassy valley.  

By the end, we were both tired and hurting, as our feet ached from the rocks and uneven terrain.  More than anything, I think the oppressive humidity finished us - leaving us grouchy and snapping at each other.  Thankfully, cold beer was waiting for us in Montejaque.  Without it.... divorce.

5/4 Montejaque (walked 5 miles)

After the monster day that nearly finished both of us, we elected to do a tamer walk.  The man at the tourist office prescribed a visit to the Cueva de Hundidero, an underground cavern where the paltry flow of the Rio Campobucho goes subterranean for several miles before emerging near the village of Benaojan.  

We actually walked MA-8403, a very narrow, winding highway to get to the entrance of the cavern, which is located right next to a large dam that doesn’t hold water, due to the porous character of the limestone floor of the reservoir.  The walk itself was stunning, as the cavern is located in a narrow valley surrounded by rugged limestone mountains.  A wide variety of flowers lined the highway, making the visuals extremely pleasant.

Once we worked our way down the steep path, actually an endless stairway, to the valley’s floor, we found a gaping 25 foot high opening in a rock wall, which was the beginning of spelunking adventure.  A large sign in Spanish told us it was illegal to enter the cave and had the word, “peligro,” which means danger, in large red letters.

We only wandered in a short distance, where one would really start to need a decent headlamp.  However, in the zone between the black beyond the well lit entrance, we found a beautiful example of nature’s art.  The walls were a vivid contrast of mossy greens, blue clay, browns and blacks.  It was a very nice way to spend a down day in our Portugal/Spain exercising marathon.

5/5 Montejaque (walked 12 miles)

Our day was spent on long walk up the Libor Valley via Europe Track 3, which was nothing more than an isolated country road.

It was a steady climb out of the Montejaque, as we gained approximately 2800 feet during our 12 mile ramble.  The track takes you up a narrow valley, which is surrounded by small limestone peaks on both sides.  Initially, we saw huge gardens being tended by men pulling weeds.  As we gained elevation, it became pasture land for sheep, horses, cows, and for the first time on our trip, we saw pigs raised in a large fenced enclosure.

It was pretty, with a brilliant green contrasting with the gray limestone mountains, and huge fields of poppies mixed with daisies and peonies adding extra color.  However, the real bonus of the day came with taking a long break, where we watched four soaring Griffon Vultures hunting lambs in the pasture below.  The lambs stayed very close to their mothers, as both were in constant motion while grazing.  If the mom got too far away, the fragile lamb would bleat out a high pitched “ba-baa-aa.”  Mom would answer in a deeper tone and then the baby would scramble towards the sound at full speed.

5/6 Ronda (walked 7 miles)

Our Portugal/Spain adventure came to a close with our walk from Montejaque to Ronda.  Since we knew it was going to be a shorter day, we literally took our time and smelled the flowers.  

It seemed to be appropriate that the culminating day of this “wild flower extravaganza” would have the best flowers of the trip.  After we had climbed the pass out of Montejaque and started the descent on the other side of the mountain, we found two large fields on the hillside that were solid yellow with a smattering of red.  It was unbelievable.  We stopped and parked ourselves in the middle of it all, even though my allergies were absolutely going crazy.  

The rest of the day was rather anti-climatic, as we had been to Ronda and were not so impressed with its overpowering hoards of tourists milling about.  Since we were bored, we took the scenic cobblestone trail off the face of the cliff to the valley floor.  Initially, we shared it with quite a few “shutter snappers,” but as we continued down, we found ourselves alone.  Obviously, your average tourist wanted no part of the steep walk back up to the old city.

Kim and I loved our time in Spain.   Other than a couple of days of rain and cold, and maybe two days where it was a bit too toasty for our frail Wyoming bodies, it was a perfect Spring climate.  

We found the country to be a happy, progressive place, where people made eye contact and greeted you with a smile.  

I don’t think it’s a wealthy country, but it’s not poor either.  People live a different lifestyle than Americans.  They tend to live in smaller, older homes than Americans, and they drive smaller cars than we do.  However, it all makes sense, as a big SUV wouldn’t fit in most of the streets of the small villages.  The bottom line is Spain is a top tier nation and  
 the average Spaniard lives well.  

The countryside was void of litter and ugly billboards.  I know that summers are hot and dry, and that things brown out.  However, our Andalusia couldn’t have been greener or more beautiful.  

Overall, Kim and I agree that this was one of our best trips ever.  We had some rough days due to sleep deprivation, which can really suck the joy out of travel, but overall, it was truly a wonderful experience.  






Biking Portugal April 2015

4/8  Evaro

It was a grueling, extremely painful 32 hours on the road to get to Evaro, but after a day of pure hell, we ended deliriously tired, but happy to be in Portugal.  

The misery really started in London, where we were met at our gate by an agent who gave us the warning that we were dealing with a very tight connection.  Kim and I tore through the endless, zig-zagging, modernistic corridors of Heathrow for nothing.  We were immediately boarded on our British Airlines Airbus to only sit at our gate for the next three hours.  It seems that the French air traffic controllers went out on strike, causing total turmoil for any jet flying over French air space.  Sadly, British Airlines added insult to injury by insisting that we stay on the airplane, because according to them, we might be allowed to proceed at any moment.  Three long, uncomfortable hours later.....

By the time we landed in Lisbon, Kim and I were beyond hammered.  We deplaned to find a snaking line of approximately 500 non European Union tourists waiting to clear passport control.  Since they only had two agents, we stood in line for nearly 45 minutes to get our turn.  

The next piece of ill fortune hit us at the luggage carousal, where we learned that  British Airlines couldn’t get out four pieces on their jet in the three hours we were parked on the tarmac in London.

At this point, I was tired, felt greasy/grimy and had a lethal form of halitosis that would put any adolescent elephant down for good.  It was raining and cold.  We really, really needed something good to happen in our lives, and just when we thought that all was lost, we wandered two blocks down the street from Hotel Moov to the Restaurant St. Luis.  Kim had lamb and I had a wonderful pork dish served with a pureed cauliflower paste.  The grand total for bill, which included wine, was only $35.

4/9 Evaro

I officially became an old man today.  As we were busy setting up our Bike Fridays in the parking garage of Hotel Moov, I bent over to secure my stem and felt a sharp pain streaking up my spine from my lower back region.  I slowly straightened my body, carefully sucking in a deep, gasping breath of oxygen.  A throbbing sensation pulsed outward and upwards.  

Kim came through the basement door to find me a crippled old man.  I did a weak John Wayne imitation, telling her that I had tweaked my back a bit.  We managed to get the bikes together, but my day was ruined as every movement was accompanied by a dull ache.  

We ate regional Portuguese again at a fancier restaurant.  I had a mediocre duck and rice dish, while Kim picked at her fish soup.  It was palatable, but not great.

4/10  Monsaraz (biked 42 miles)

My day started at 3:00 A.M., as I woke from a my Exedrin P.M. induced slumber.  I laid there for three long hours, but there would be no more sleep for this jet lagged North American.  

Our actual bike ride started by walking our bikes through the maze like, cobbled streets of Evora.  We didn’t really know where we were going, and when we finally did muster the courage to climb on our steeds and begin to pedal, we found crazy traffic streaming around us like salmon running up an Alaskan river.  

Finally, we found ourselves out of the city and after another somewhat harrowing five miles, we finally turned right onto a series of vacant country roads winding through a verdant countryside.  We powered by forests of cork trees, vineyards, pastures of fat cattle and through our first colorful Portuguese village. 

Dark, ominous looking clouds threatened rain, as we dodged pot hole after pot hole, repeatedly chugging up small hills to catch a coasting ride down the other side. 

The dream ended with our left hand turn onto EM 256 into Reguenos.  A steady stream of traffic passed us, and since there was no shoulder on the road, and the automobiles were all moving at a good clip, Kim and I were as nervous as two baby kittens in a dog pound.  We only had about 12 miles to ride on this road, but it made a serious impression on both of us.  “God, I hate this,” I would complain.  “This sucks!”  The unsettled expression on Kim’s face stated more than words could ever say.  

Our biking day ended  with a steep ascent into the village of Monsaraz, an ancient walled city surrounded by a glowing green countryside.  We stayed at Casa Pinto, a classy, antiquated hotel featuring an elaborate decorating scheme.  We stayed in the Africa room, so we were surrounded by cape buffalo horns and elephant tusks.  From the shower in our room, which was nothing more than water falling from the ledge of a slab of rock onto our tired bodies, to the unique African decorations, the place exuded character.  Even though our room was small, I would say that it was one of the nicer places we’ve ever stayed in in our years of travel.  

As I ambled around the village and climbed the castle’s walls, I slowly started to relax and enjoy being in Portugal.  Kim elected to stay in the room, savoring the posh comfort provided by this upscale hotel, which did much to improve her mood. 

We ate dinner at Lumumba, which was by far the best meal in Portugal to date.  I had a garlic pork dish topped with fried egg, while Kim devoured a delicious blackened steak loin.  Wow.

4/11 Serpa (biked 51 miles)

It was one of our greatest days on Earth.  For the first time in Portugal, the sun made its appearance, making the countryside glow a vibrant green and our mood improved exponentially.  

We rolled our bikes out of the uneven, cobblestoned lanes of the walled city and immediately found ourselves facing a steep downhill.  It only got better from there.  We flew across the massive bridge spanning the reservoir of the Alqueun Dam and down the smooth, shouldered highway with a stiff tailwind pushing us.  The rolling terrain gave a roller coaster feel, and the explosion of color from dozens of varieties of wild flowers made me a spastic cyclist.  I would pull over to take a photo, ride a half mile, and then find myself again hitting the brakes to take yet another landscape.  Even the cows and horses looked happy, browsing on the rich green grass among yellow, white, red and purple flowers.

We rolled into Serpa after approximately five hours on the road.  We had screamed 51 miles at a 13.5 mph pace, which is certainly not Tour de France material, but not bad for two old people on clown bikes.  After surviving the crazy bad traffic yesterday outside of Regengos, we found a cyclist’s paradise.  I had one car get too close, but other than that, we rarely saw a vehicle.  Sometimes 10-15 minutes would go by between cars, lulling one to a false sense of security.

Serpa is a cute little town with an impressive castle complex at its epicenter.  Our 56 Euro room was more than adequate at the Casa de Serpa, and unfortunately, we found the best restaurant in the village, Molhibico, which happened to have Portugal’s best waiter.  Soon we were both flying from numerous glasses of smooth, delicious red wine and devouring blackened pork and another lamb/bread stew cooked with mint.  Our waiter kept our glasses full and visited with us about everything from the Portuguese economy to where our bikes should take us in the coming days.  It was really a fun evening and the food was “Best of Trip.”

4/12 Mertola (biked 35 miles)

Hung over!  Yes, I hate to admit it, but we paid terribly for the draining of our craphe of delicious red wine at Molhobico the previous evening.  Both Kim and I stumbled out of bed in a lackluster way and felt generally terrible all day long. 

The ride to Mertola started with an immediate climb and never backed off all day.  Although the mountain terrain was beautiful, with flowers blooming everywhere, and the roads were nearly void of vehicles, we could not get excited about our good fortune.  It was like running in sand, swimming with a lead belt around your waist;  we just didn’t have the will to fight through our self induced alcoholic haze.  

After climbing all day, we screamed down an extremely steep, winding descent into the Rio Guadiana valley, where we found another charming Portuguese town sitting on the banks of the river.  I wandered up the streets of Mertola, taking in the sites, and visited the focal point of the community, which is the remains of its 800 year old castle.  As is typical here, if I would have lost my balance while walking the defensive walkway around the walls, it would have been certain death.  No hand rails, no ropes to hang on to as you move about on the somewhat precarious footing.  There was also an archeological dig of the old Roman ruins, which was interesting.

Dinner was mediocre, and guess what?  We enjoyed water with our meals!

4/13  Castro Verde  (biked 27 miles)

We woke to another gorgeous day in the Alentejo.  After a rather dismal breakfast of only a ham and cheese sandwich and a couple of espressos, we powered up the steep hill leaving Mertola.  Even though the ride was short, only 27 miles, it was over 1500 feet of elevation gain, so were more than happy to pull off our panniers at the end of the day in Castro Verde.

As I wandered the streets of the small village, I noticed a few things.  First of all, Portugal must have poor television, because the older generation of retirees were all in the streets, sitting on the many benches stationed around the city.  They would all give me an appraising eye and then when I waved or said hello, would either sheepishly look down or utter a weak, “Buenos tardes.”  Anyway, while we in America are locked indoors staring at a plastic box all day, they prefer to sit outdoors and watch the world turn in their sleepy, rural town.  Pathetically, I may have been the most exciting attraction in Castro Verde, Portugal on April 13.

The village itself is neat as a pin, with your typical white stucco houses, roofed with red tile.  The businesses are small and humble in nature, with no flashy signs or even the most rudimentary attempt at advertising.  Things are old and a bit run down in places, but yet, everything is neat and clean.  In fact, the country doesn’t seem to have mastered the art of littering.  Rarely do you see a beer can or fast food packaging along side the road.  

I would also state that the people are generally friendly and helpful, even if they are clueless in English.  We, sadly, have not even mastered the most basic Portuguese, and still they smile and try to help us find our restaurant or grocery store.

4/14  Evora  (biked 36 miles)

“I’m so tired, I haven’t slept a wink,” goes the old Beatles song, and that’s how Kim and I approached the world on this day.  We drug ourselves out of our hotel after a very long night of tossing and turning in our den of sweat, only to find a deep gray sky and gusting wind out of the south.  

We crawled on our bikes and soon found ourselves navigating down the narrow N-2, with a fairly steady stream of traffic carefully passing us in nearly every instance.  Since we hadn’t slept well, we were excited that the ride was only supposed to be 22 miles.  When we got to the junction of the N-18, we found that we had already ridden 20 miles and were facing another 16 down the road into Beja.  A brisk wind had kicked up by this time, and with a good deal of consternation, we buried ourselves in our drops and geared down into our small chain ring.  Slowly the miles clicked by and soon we were in a medium sized city in search of the bus station.  

After a few false leads, a policeman gave us the true path to eternity, which was the 2:30 P.M. express to Evora.  It saved us 48 miles over an extremely busy road and parked us back at the Moov Hotel to sit out the forecasted 100% chance of rain.  

I love our Bike Fridays.  Not only do they roll down the highway like super charged poodles on steroids, but when you tire and want to opt for “Plan B,” you can fold them into a compact package and easily stow them in the buses’ luggage compartment in a few seconds.  Try that with your full size touring bike!

4/15  Evaro  (walked 5 miles)

The 100% chance of rain, with the forecasted 1/4 inch, turned out to be a few sprinkles for most of the day.  However, at 4:00 P.M. the sky absolutely opened the flood gates for about 30 minutes.

We opted to walk about Evora’s old city to check out the old cathedral, the Roman ruins and other ancient structures.  I must admit that I’m a poor excuse for a tourist, as I was done almost immediately.  We walked and walked, but in truth, nothing really made my day.  Here we were, in an UNESCO World Heritage Site, and we were back in our room by 3:00 P.M., bored and waiting for dinner at 7:00 P.M.  We played a murderous game of Gin Rummy and watched the rain come down for our afternoon entertainment.

Since we hadn’t done much all day long, we failed to snack during the afternoon and were absolutely starved by the time the restaurants opened for dinner.  We opted to eat at Evora’s second rated restaurant on Trip Advisor, Mementos, which we had spotted in the maze like streets of the Old Town earlier in the day.  Now, when we needed to eat immediately, we couldn’t retrace our steps, and wandered up and down the curving, narrow alleyways with desperation in our eyeballs.  Tempers flared and nasty worlds were exchanged.  When we finally got to Mementos, thanks to the directions from a helpful policeman, we were greeted by the friendly, pony tailed owner and seated in the “romantic” dining room.  Romance was the last thing on our minds.  Even after devouring an excellent tuna steak with a wide array of minuscule but tasty sides, we were still in a foul mood.  Only a good night’s sleep and time would heal the wounds of self inflicted, travel hunger rage.  

4/16  Estremoz (biked 39 miles)

We rolled out of the cobblestoned chaos of Evora around 10:00 A.M.  I ripped down the N254 like I’d had three espressos and had spent the previous day caged in a tiny hotel room.  Poor Kim, suffering from a bad case of traveler’s stomach, wasn’t having nearly as much fun.

Highway N-254 isn’t wonderful, as it’s narrow and has a shoulder only in a few areas.  The traffic wasn’t terrible, and everyone was decent towards us, but you still have cars and trucks rolling by you at 60 MPH.  After about 20 miles on this road, Kim and I were no longer “loving” cycling in Portugal.  

Then out of the blue, we opted for a shortcut on R381 from Redondo to Estremoz, instead of the route other bike tourists charted on the internet blog sites.  For the first time in Portugal, I was 100% in love with the country.  Our new road was a narrow, curving course that climbed past vineyards, olive orchards and pastures of well fed cattle and sheep.  We slipped through the scenic village of Aldeia do Sierra and pedaled  by an ancient convent that now serves as a four star mountain resort.  At times, as we looked up at the switch backs, we worried about the struggle ahead with our fully loaded Fridays, but the “Red Rocket” and “Blue Haze” powered up the steep grade with ease.  We met a serious local cyclist, who was doing repeats of the mountain range for training.  He told us that we needed to get off the dangerous “N” roads that our cycling guides had prescribed and only ride the small regional roads.  

Estremoz is a beautiful little town with a gorgeous castle complex overlooking the area.  Our hotel, the two star Gadanha, turned out to be one of the best values of the trip, as the rooms are large and well appointed, with wood floors and classic furnishings.

The real treat came when we scampered down the street to the Gadanha Restaurant.  We had read about it on Trip Advisor, and unlike the usual recommendations, this restaurant was way beyond our expectations.  We started with a nice bottle of wine to go with out meal.  After a salad, we split our meals.  We started with a delicious spinach stuffed chicken breast served with shaved potatoes.  Then we moved on to lamb shanks served with cauliflower au gratin.  It was one of the best meals I’ve ever had in a restaurant.  

We went to bed very happy to be in Portugal.  It’s amazing that earlier in the day, we were both negative and tired of the country.  However, less than 10 hours later we had found the magic formula:  Good roads + good food = happiness.

4/17  Estremoz (biked 31 miles)

Our day off ended up being much tougher than we had planned.  Initially, the ride out of Estremoz was wonderful.  We tore down a narrow country road by large, impressive looking vineyards, some having elaborate, antiquated structures, while others were simply about the grapes.  

Soon we came upon small reservoirs where marble had been mined and then huge, colorful slag piles of remnants, which provided a colorful backdrop for the endless fields of grapes.  The rocks varied in size, from boulders to an almost powder sized consistency.  Some were bleached out whites, while others were tans, yellows and browns.  
Unfortunately, the day took a turn for the worse when we navigated back onto the hated N-254 of yesterday for a few miles.  It was still precariously narrow, winding and hilly, but now we had the added bonus of Villa Vicosa traffic.  Damn!

The next piece of bad news came with the return of cobblestoned streets.  Vila Vicosa may very well win the award for worst streets in Portugal, as the miserable little hummocks tortured our bodies for what seemed like eternity.  Sure we were able to see the majestic king’s palace and an immense statue of the king, along side another wonderful castle, but the cobblestones of that little town will be something that I remember forever.  It was truly miserable.

After we finally escaped the Vila Viscosa / Borbo area, and got momentarily lost crossing the freeway, we once again found ourselves in peaceful, rural, beautiful Portugal.  The only problem was is that the wind had started to blow 20 mph and was squarely in our faces.  And, unfortunately, the way back to Estremoz is your typical Portuguese “hillfest.”  Needless to say, we were both very, very happy to see the central square and Gahdana Hotel come into our line of vision.  We were whipped at only 31 miles.  

Kim and I ambled back down to Gadanha Restaurant again.  This time we had a divine smoked shrimp-spinach appetizer, which was served in a cheese sauce, and then dove into a pork loin with mashed potatoes.   The flavor again was simply beyond reasonable.  I couldn’t identify the spices, but my taste buds were once again doing cart wheels with every nibble.  

4/18  Flor da Rosa (biked 35 miles, walked 2 miles)

Poor, poor Kim!  She awoke to an incapacitating migraine headache and was out of commission before the day even started.

Since we were already booked into a hotel up the road in Flor da Rosa, I immediately scrambled to find alternative transportation to our Bike Fridays.  This entailed dashing off to the bus station to find that the office was closed and then again an hour later to find that buses did not run that direction.  However, the nice woman manning the desk provided some good advice in telling me to take a taxi.  She contacted a taxi driver and he said that he could take us there for 50 Euros, which ultimately ended up being 65 Euros.  

I hustled home to the hotel, where I quickly threw things back into our panniers and broke down our bikes to fit in his trunk.  The taxi driver, Juan, arrived a few minutes later and we were soon on the road heading north via the Mercedes Benz.

Juan spoke excellent English and loved to talk.  He kept up a constant banter all the way to Flor da Rosa.  Mostly he complained about the government, talking about the high taxes and too much regulation.  He described the situation in rural Portugal as being grim.  He said that it was dying, pointing out closed grain elevators and boarded up train stations.  Juan stated that nation’s young people had no future in their country, and that their only hope was to emigrate to Spain, Germany or France for a job.  

Once we landed in Flor da Rosa, Kim went straight to bed, and I took off on my bike to explore the back roads.  Even though it was a cloudy, breezy day, I loved it.  I only did 36 miles, but it felt like 80, as I had pushed myself and the terrain was plenty challenging.  I blew through four small villages, where the old men and women on the park benches stared at me like I was a freak from Mars.  It was huge eucalyptus forests, pastures full of cows and horses, rocks the size of a small home and get this....... no cars!  I’m sure that I didn’t encounter more than 10 cars all day long.  

At the end of the day, when I was less than 10 miles from home, a warm misting rain started to fall.  I pulled over and opened up my pannier to pull out my new REI cycling rain coat.  After last year’s disaster in France, where I spent two miserable weeks cycling with a crappy, cheap rain coat, I was excited to test my new purchase.  It was so good, so comfortable, that I almost didn’t want the shower to end.  Damn, what a difference equipment makes!

At the end of the day, when I pulled back into Flor da Rosa, I was again happy to be cycling Portugal.  Now, if we could just get Kim’s health back, the world would be a perfect place.  

4/14 Flor da Rosa (biked 31 miles, walked 2 miles)

It was my turn to wake up feeling ill, but mine was a sneaky variety that made me feel punky in the morning and grew more incapacitating as the day wore on.  

Of course, after my description of the previous day’s ride, Kim wanted to replicate it in full.  After a nice breakfast where our hosts actually made a small plate of scrambled eggs for us, we hopped on the Fridays to engage the day.  It was actually much better, in that the sun was shining, the wind had calmed and the few scattered clouds were of the white fluffy variety, instead of the black threatening versions.  We stormed up the road, experiencing everything that I had seen the previous day, except for the large group of white mares with their black colts, whose coat lightens to white as they grow into adulthood.  

On the way home I came upon a group of fat cows ambling down the middle of our country road.  I slowed down to a crawl, and in a soft, friendly voice stated, “Hey guys, it’s me, Dave.  I just want to get past.”  They turned their heads to look back at me, and with expressions of pure panic, like they had seen the devil himself, immediately exploded into action.  All hell broke loose.  A less fat, more athletic cow took off like an olympic high jumper, easily clearing the top strand of the barbwire fence.  Two of his fatter, less athletic buddies attempted to copy him;  however, they landed squarely on the top of the fence and slid off of it into the pasture below.  Another two hit the steel gate simultaneously, knocking it to the ground in their panic to get back into the safety of their pasture.  Another simply ran through the barb wire fence, somehow having the shredding wires slide over and under his fat body. 

My bad luck continued with our 30 minute walk to the world’s worst restaurant, which was your only option in Crato, Portugal on Sunday evening.  Located in the village’s ultramodern athletic complex, the ambience reminded me of Soviet interior decorating.  We didn’t sit a card table, but pretty damned close to it.  Two very uninterested older gentlemen were glued to the soccer game, which was blaring at a high volume on one of the biggest televisions I’ve ever seen.  Finally, after standing there forever and a day looking starved, I approached one of the men and asked if we could eat.  He belatedly got up and seated us at a table and strolled by with a menu a few minutes later.  Our dinner, pork and beef steaks, accompanied by freshly fried potatoes swimming in grease, was disgusting.  

After walking back to our hotel, I immediately took two Excedrin P.M. and crawled into bed.  My head felt like it was going to explode from sinus pressure.  Thankfully, a deep, dark slumber came easily and I didn’t stir until the next morning.   

4/20 Marvao (biked 25 miles)

It was the day of the monster climb.  We gained about 2700 feet in elevation in only 25 miles, the bulk of it really coming in the last 12 miles.  

The morning started brilliantly with hardly a cloud in the sky and not a wisp of wind.  Kim and I roared across a flat plain totally void of traffic.  We went by huge forests of large cork trees, with their bark stripped and a large number written in white paint designating the year of their next harvest.  Bored cows and goats stood in pastures gawking at us like we were the only human beings they had seen in a week.  

For the first time on the trip our Garmin GPS failed us outside Castelo de Vide.  It told us we needed to go right up a small, steep road that dead ended at a railroad crossing.  Two fences had been built to stop all traffic.  It took two separate people with varying instructions, to find that Portugal had built a new route and that we needed to go left for a half mile before turning right.  

At this point the big, and I mean gigantic, climb started.  We very slowly spun up 7-12% grades working our way up to the mountain top walled city of Marvao.  Sadly, as I laid out our course on the Garmin site, I took a short cut up an impossibly steep road.  Sure, it cut off some mileage, but it ended up a difficult “bike push,” instead of being a bike ride.

Entering the walled city-castle complex of Marvao is one of the truly amazing things I have experienced in my travels around the world.  The setting, located on the top of a steep mountain overlooking an electric green countryside, dotted with small white villages below, is breath taking.  The city within the walls is much bigger and more well kept than others we have visited.

Our pick for dinner far, far exceeded the previous night’s designation for the worst meal of the trip.  My pick of a traditional “megas porc” dish was greasy pork ribs served with flavorless mashed potatoes.  Kim selected “lamb casserole,” which was a bowl of fat with chucks of lamb meat mixed in.  She ate about three bites of hers and handed the bowl to me to finish.  Not even I, the “King of all Gluttons,” could stomach it.  We will undoubtably lose weight during these last few days in Portugal, and quite possibly leave here sworn vegans.

4/21 Marvao (3.5 miles walking)

I really don’t know why Kim and I enjoyed it so much, but we were perfectly content to crawl around the walls of the castle and up the steep stairs of the keeps.  The government has done a fabulous job in maintaining this ancient structure, as it is as solid and substantial as it was during the era when the Muslims ruled Portugal hundreds of years ago.  

As we were walking the walls around the south end of the fortress, a strong gusting wind kicked up, making the narrow, unprotected walkway seem a bit precarious.  Kim and I very carefully worked our way around the last 50 yards, as a fall from the walkway would have meant certain death.  There are no modern handrails or cables to protect the tourist.  All is as it was when the knights did battle here hundreds of years ago.

We ambled up and down the narrow, curving streets of the village for a couple of hours.  Unlike Carcassonne, which is totally commercialized and over run with tourists, Marvao is quiet with a smattering of restaurants and hotels.  The vast majority of the structures have been renovated, which is not true with all of the walled cities of Portugal.  Nevertheless, they have left intact the original architecture as much as possible.  For instance, we walked by many homes where the front door was four feet high.  I don’t know this for a fact, but I have the feeling that the modern day residents of Marvao are more affluent, having the money to really do a quality job in the restoration of the castle.

We actually felt sorry for the man who owned our hotel.  We were his only guests, which made our stay all that much more pleasant.  Since we owned the place, we moved into the living room for an afternoon card game and used the deck overlooking the valley below for cocktail hour.

The impregnable fortress of Marvao is a very special place.  The grounds, with beautiful manicured gardens and flowers spread through out the community, along with the beauty of the setting on the top of a steep mountain, make it one of the top tourist destinations I’ve experienced in my years of tramping around Europe.

4/22 Evora (biked 14 miles)

After a tough night of limited slumber, Kim and I carefully picked our way down the steep road from Marvao towards Portoalgre.  I wouldn’t have been right to end our Portugal tour on an easy ride.  We once again fournd a series of rollling hills to power up and over.  They really weren’t all that challenging, but they were enough to remind us  what cycling in the Alenejo is all about.  

We didn’t amass huge statistics on our tour, 364 miles, but the hilly terrain made it the most difficult biking we’ve done on our Fridays.  They performed well and the Capreo cassette handled the hills adequately;  however, both of us were typically finished after only 30-35 miles on most days, which is usually a warm up for us.  

Overall, we really enjoyed our tour.  The weather wasn’t all blue birds singing and sunshine, but it wasn’t punishing rain like in France last year, either.  I found the people to be much more reserved than the French.  However, if you needed help and asked in a bumbling Spanish, they would attempt to assist you.  As we rode through the villages, many would gawk at us as we rode by, but rarely would they say hello or wave.  

Portugal is a very poor country compared to the rest of Western Europe or the United States.  The per capita GDP is $22,900, compared to $52,800 in our country.  The average disposable income is only $16,664, compared to $45,582 in the U.S.  Sadly, the youth do not seem to have much of a future.  Rarely did we see young people beyond school age in the smaller villages.  With an unemployment rate of 14.1%, you can see how they have to go to the cities or abroad to find a future.  

We did not visit Lisbon or any of the more affluent cities in the north, but life in the small villages of the Alentejo seemed hard.  There didn’t seem to any real viable way of making a living, and those that chose to stay in their home towns struggled to subsist.  

Many of the homes were small and in serious need of repair.  In some cases the majority of the homes shared a common front wall, and you would see a well kept, painted house with flowers out front and its neighboring home run down and in need of serious work.  


Overall, we both really liked Portugal.  I will remember it as being very green with wild flowers everywhere.  Small white villages seemed to be built on nearly every hill, many with an impressive castle or cathedral.  I loved it when we rode the quiet rural roads that linked these communities.  The pavement was typically good and rarely did you see a car.